Rare rodent sighting

A giant albino rat wearing a tracking collar was spotted in Ft Lauderdale this week when night-shift security guard, Billy Rae Ziffelstein, almost tripped over the rodent. The rare albino rat subsequently jumped up, attempting to bite Billy Rae, but was quickly shot with the camera. The flash of light scared the rodent off and it scampered into a storm drain. No sightings of the rare rodent have been reported since, but people in the vicinity of Powerline and 6th Avenue East are on the alert.